You will never be this metal

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 09/17/2017 at 00:12 • Filed to: None

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Birddog > Dusty Ventures 09/17/2017 at 00:21

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Give me some time. I’ve only been sober a few weeks.

DipodomysDeserti > Dusty Ventures 09/17/2017 at 00:25

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That’s pretty metal. I once had my brother pull my dead Subaru Loyale across Phoenix using an Isuzu box truck. We thought we were pretty metal, especially when he had to hit the brakes hard, causing me to go under the truck a bit.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dusty Ventures 09/17/2017 at 00:30

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I found another picture of this insane person’s adventure.

Urambo Tauro > Dusty Ventures 09/17/2017 at 00:33

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Ken wood. Ken did. Ken will. Ken is.

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > DipodomysDeserti 09/17/2017 at 01:31

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Dude, that’s nothing. One time I blew up my Corolla’s engine in a race and my dad picked me up in an Isuzu flat bed truck without me even having to call him. Oh and then I had to stop my prostitute girlfriend from being a prostitutte

Aremmes > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop 09/17/2017 at 02:11

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Sam > Urambo Tauro 09/17/2017 at 02:41

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Ken has. Ken be. Ken do. Ken are. All hail Ken.

yamahog > Dusty Ventures 09/17/2017 at 07:52

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I might not be that metal, but these cats are:

https://www.boredpanda.com/black-metal-cats-lyrics-tweets/

f86sabre > Dusty Ventures 09/17/2017 at 11:58

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When I win one of the big $100m+ lotteries a 956/962 will be part of the equation.

Dusty Ventures > f86sabre 09/17/2017 at 12:18

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But what will you use for a tow rig?

CaptDale - is secretly British > Aremmes 09/18/2017 at 16:22

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I didn’t